Any hole is a goal

@ Pub Mont Fort, 00:42

Bartender: My voice is pissing me off
Andrea: What have you done?
B: No hot women will kiss me so it left
A: Too bad
B: Do you know any hot women then?
A: A loooot! I won't give you my mum's number though
B: Fair play. What about your dad then?
A: Maybe a friend's dad
B: Sweet, any hole is a goal

/Andrea